If you like bikes, bands and badass babes on rollerskates beating the bejesus out of one another then you should really check out Rollerburn…

Basically billed as a festival of two-wheeled death traps and roller derby vixens that’s going off on November 19 at Newark Showground in Nottinghamshire.Starting at two in the arvo there’ll be nine hours of great bike n’ dyke entertainment including an indoor flat track demo, a full on roller derby match with 150 tattooed roller girls turning out, a killer custom bike show, comedian Charlie Chuck, three awesome bands and a full-on Rollerball style race starring the one and only Guy Martin who doesn’t mind sex but he’s not into it, apparently. Basically, it’s gonna be a top day out and only costs a tenner per person. Bargain.

For more info check out www.sideburnmagazine.com.